Are you ready for the terror of a lifetime
|
Lock all your windows, stay in the house at night time
|
Comin' to your home from the sewers
|
They came from outter space and they're bouncing to a town near yours
|
This is the attack of the chickens
|
They've been here for years, but we didn't know we were with 'em
|
Maybe now they might just understand
|
That the chickens are the cause of the problems in this glorious land
|
Discovered by a doctor in Brazil
|
They might make you sick or they might just kill
|
So face it, it's true
|
As reported by the National Enquirer direct to you
|
|
It's the attack of the dead rubber chickens
|
You can't get rid of 'em you can't live with 'em
|
Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
|
'Cause this time it's them who'll do the finger lickin'
|
|
Try not to acknowledge that you know
|
'Cause if they find out they'll peck out your eyes real slow
|
Be happy that the chickens never flew
|
'Cause as it is now they're tryin' to take over the home of Frank Purdue
|
Take a look around you won't see 'em
|
But the next time your car breaks down you can blame 'em,
|
know what I mean
|
The White House keeps 'em on as a guide
|
'Cause they think that if they step outta line
|
they'll just make Kentucky Fried
|
But the truth couldn't be so bent
|
'Cause the chickens now control this nation's government
|
They're monsters, they're dead
|
If you see 'em don't get too close they'll peck off your head
|
|
It's the attack of the dead rubber chickens
|
Everyday they grow stronger and the rubber plot thickens
|
Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
|
They'll stick to your family like a booger you've been flickin'
|
|
The chickens are controlling Mr. Rogers
|
And they're forming their own baseball team called the Tobasco Dodgers
|
King of sell-out rap and rock
|
They're the masterminds behind the sucess of the
|
New Kids On The Block
|
That's an example of their power
|
They're small and yellow, but they make the powerful cower
|
The day of the chickens has come
|
And it's time we faught 'em instead of runnin' around like bums
|
Get 'em now because more are coming
|
Maybe we can turn 'em into condoms or something
|
This is it, their pen
|
The National Enquirer says that they're coming back again
|
|
The attack of the dead rubber chickens
|
They clog your toilet and blow up your kitchen
|
Blame everything on the dead rubber chickens
|
Serve 'em on a platter with all the fixens
|
|
-----------------
|
Dead Rubber Chickens
|
| Sudden Death |
