(parody of "Pop Goes The Weasel" by 3rd Bass)
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Pop goes the pop goes the oozin' of the pimple
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The scar'll leave and artificial dimple
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You got a face full of jelly like Smuckers
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I should have started PUSS, People Underminding Squeezin' Suckers
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So we can make it known that you're a disgrace
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It's '91, son, so do somethin' about your face
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Squirtin' glue out your face when goin' pop, pop pop
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Pop goes the pimple has gotta stop, stop stop
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Why not take your face by the section
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Rip the skin off and kill your complexion
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I guess it's the fact that you really like pushin'
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What used to be a face is now a pin cushion
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I got a clean face it doesn't have to be picked at
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And I can tell you I got nothin' on my back
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So to someone this may seem simple
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But to someone else it's the invasion of the pimples, the pimples
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[chorus]
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Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple
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Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple
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Pop pop goes the pimple, the pimple
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Pop goes the pimple 'cause the pimple goes pop (repeat)
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Head flesh, turned into a red mess
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The second you squeezed it and I know it ain't painless
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But don't rely on skill that makes it spill in the sink
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Let no one forget about the Clearasil
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Now in '91 we got a lot of brands that lend a hand
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Clearin' up whatever they can
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Although the commercials are worse they won't leave any scars
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And you face won't look like the planet Mars
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Why do we get zits in one place
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Appearin' in a structure that looks like a constellation
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The Stridex gets put off until later
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Then boom you get a face full of craters
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Heed the warning when it spills you'd better clean it up
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It splatterd so much to get it all you'll need a moop
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Black and white heads together in the ripple
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It's the pimple, it's the pimple, pop goes the pimple
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[chorus]
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You found another pimple then you squeezed it, you squeezed it
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It splattered on the mirror then you squeezed it, you squeezed it
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Found one you couldn't pop and so you teased it, you teased it
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And now it hurts so bad that you appease it
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Bustin' zits you got pus but not clearer
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And hit the four corners of the mirror
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Everyone from Germans, to kids named Herman
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Doin' crazy damage to your upper epidermis
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Frustrated so you wanna just gang bang
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You ain't quick enough to catch up with the acne chain gang
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You don't believe this, you got another huge cyst
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You ever heard of a Dermatologist?
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A spelunker on your face could give tours
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Hey do, Devo Spice, rip your face, pop some of your
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Go for your own, stay away from mine
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Don't eat so much chocolate and maybe you'll find
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When these go away you may not get so many more
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Get in the car I'm gonna take you to a drug store
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You got pimples that spread like cancer
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Maybe plastic surgery is the answer
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But burstin' is the fate that you've chosen
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Blowin' up like a nuclear explosion
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Keep squeezin' if you wanna be a cripple
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No stoppin' 'cause pop goes the pimple
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[chorus]
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[chorus]
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Pop Goes The Pimple
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| Sudden Death |
