Anybody here a Star Trek fan?
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I love Star Trek so much, but man they sure make some shit up on that show
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It's just unbelievable to me
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They're like bouncing graviton beams off the main deflector array
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They're like creating rifts in the timespace continuum
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And yet, and yet not one toilet on the entire Enterprise, not one
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Do these people not poop?
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Like in forty years of Star Trek no one has ever said: "Shit I gotta go to the bathroom".
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What I wouldn't give to see that one episode: The Poop Episode.
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I imagine it would be something like this,
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you know like the Klingons are attacking and Picard's on the bridge and he's like: "Worf, you're needed on the bridge!"
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"I can't come to the bridge right now captain"
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"Worf, that's insubordination, I need you up here immediately!"
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"I'm in the latrine captain"
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"Oh dear me, I'm sorry, well you know get up here as soon as you can"
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And then of course you know Riker's gotta waddle over:
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"Did you ask him if it was a number one or a number two?"
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"Dear God I..! No I did not ask him if it was a-... Worf is it a number one or a number two?"
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"It's a number two! Arg, Sword of Kahless! It's got.. it's got ridges! Arg... Perhaps today is a good day to die!"
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This turd has no honor.
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Poopin' On The Enterprise (A Monologue)
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| Voltaire |
