Oh, the moon was full
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In the color of blood
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The night the Werewolves came
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To the Vampire Club
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A wolf named Jake tried to show off
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He walked up to Bella with his shirt off.
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Well, he recognized a Vampire
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From his school
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He said something that was
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Most uncool,
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"Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin!
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I'm gonna steal your girl,
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'Cause I hate your kin!"
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Fur was flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
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Number one rule in this Clan
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Slay the undead who invade your land.
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Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
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By furry paws in a rush.
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Bela Lugosi orders a bud, he said,
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"Who let these fools in my vampire club?"
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Emmet chucked a werewolf over his head
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Alice saw the future and pronounced him dead
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Jasper glittered all over the wall, so they
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Hung him from the ceiling for a Disco Ball.
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There was so much angst after the fight,
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Edward and Bella broke up that night.
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While some wolves chowed down on a puddle of food
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That used to be some rasta vampire dude.
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Fur was flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
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Number one rule in this Clan
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Slay the undead who invade your land.
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Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
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By furry paws in a rush.
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Old Max Schreck orders a Bud, and says:
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"Get these shmucks out of my vampire club!"
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It's hard to believe after all this dreck
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Ed still hasn't bit his girlfriend's neck
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Though she begs and pleads and pleads and begs
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Bella is still not living dead.
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The Cullen Clan is a peaceful bunch,
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On Human Blood they refuse to much.
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But a real vampire would have a hunch,
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To never fall in love with your high school lunch!
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Fur was flying, capes were torn
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Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
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Number one rule in this Clan
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Slay the undead who invade your land.
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Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
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By furry paws in a rush.
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Christopher Lee orders a Bud, and says:
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"You'd better not sparkle in my Vampire Club!"
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Vampire Club (Twilight Version)
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| Voltaire |
