Gather weary travelers, I have a tale to tell.
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It might just save your lives but only if you listen well.
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'Cause there before the breakers and just around the way,
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there's a sign that says, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
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Some say he's a guppy a kind threw in the sea. He ate so
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many sailors now he's bigger than a tree. His teeth are sharp
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as scissors his claws, they are like knives. And if you think
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he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides!
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Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly
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don't you swim, 'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
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inside of him. He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd
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better stay away. Heed the sign that says "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
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Some say he's a serpent that came straight from hell to eat
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the souls of pirates and other ne'er-do-wells. Some they
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don't believe it as for me I've got a hunch. 'Cause they used
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to have some pirates here. But he ate them all for lunch.
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Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly
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don't you swim, 'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
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inside of him. He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd
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better stay away. Heed the sign that says "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
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Well, good ol' Captain Rhubarb, he came to Pirate's Bay.
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Seems his little Trobble had nearly got away.
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He reached into the water to grab it from the sand. There was
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a crunch and a scream! And now that scurvy Captain's got hooks on both his hands!
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Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly
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don't you swim, 'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
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inside of him. He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd
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better stay away. Heed the sign that says "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
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Well, Blackberry the Pirate, you know for what he's feared.
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It's mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard. He saw
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the beast and now nobody's scared of him because, his beard
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turned white and all agree, he looks like Santa Claus.
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Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly
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don't you swim, 'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up
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inside of him. He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd
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better stay away. Heed the sign that says "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
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Well, now Yulgar's inn is empty and there's only you and me.
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And if you care I'd like to share how this song came to be.
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So come a little closer if you really want to know. This very
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sad and woeful tale happened so long ago.
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Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate's Bay and
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there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed.
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With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side,
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this mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry.
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I pushed and I shoved but he wouldn't give way into the
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deeper waters off our shallow Pirate's Bay. All I could do
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to help him was to keep people away, so I wrote a sign that
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said, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!" And what did it say?
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Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly don't you
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swim, 'cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of
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him. He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay
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away. Heed the sign that says "Beware!. Hell I should know I put it there!
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Heed the sign that says, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!"
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The Beast Of Pirate's Bay (AdventureQuest Worlds Version)
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| Voltaire |
