Hey girl
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I got somethin' real important to give you
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So just sit down and listen
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Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
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(Such a long time)
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And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
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Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
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(Open wide)
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Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
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(What's on my mind)
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A gift real special, so take off the top
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Take a look inside it's my dick in a box
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It's in a box
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Not gonna get you a diamond ring
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That sort of gift don't mean anything
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Not gonna get you a fancy car
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Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
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Not gonna get you a house in the hills
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A girl like you needs somethin' real
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Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
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Somethin' special girl
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It's my dick in a box
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My dick in a box babe
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It's my dick in a box
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Ooh, my dick in a box girl
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See I'm wise enough to know
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When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one
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Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
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To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
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It's easy to do just follow these steps
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1, cut a hole in a box
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2, put your junk in that box
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3, make her open the box
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And that's the way you do it
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It's my dick in a box
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My dick in a box babe
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It's my dick in a box
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Ooh, my dick in a box girl
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Christmas, dick in a box
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Hanukkah, dick in a box
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Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
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Every single holiday a dick in a box
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Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
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Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
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Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
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My dick in a box
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My dick in a box
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My dick in a box
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Lyrics from http://www.metrolyrics.com
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Dick In A Box (feat. Justin Timberlake)
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| The Lonely Island |
