[Intro]
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Damn, I fucked my aunt…
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I can't believe I fucked my aunt…
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I fucked my aunt y'all
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[Verse 1]
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I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid
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Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid
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But the summers were my favorite when we swam in the lake
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And trips to the city, what a magical place
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First baseball game, man, I'll never forget
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Crackerjacks, bleacher seats and the crack of the bat
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My friend Tim caught a ball, but he gave it to me
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And five years later, I fucked my aunt
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[Hook]
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Damn, I fucked my aunt…
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I can't believe that I fucked my aunt…
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Man, I really fucked my aunt…
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I fucked my aunt, y'all…
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[Verse 2]
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Rainstorms always give me the blues
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Worst one in ten years on the evening news
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She rode her bike over cause the streets was closed
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My aunt standing there in soaking wet clothes
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We opened some wine and laughed like kids
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She told me funny things that her and my mom did
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But then my uncle called and she had to go
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And twelve years later, I fucked her sister
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[Hook]
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[Verse 3]
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It was my eighteenth birthday, the world was still new
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My parents threw me a party as parents will do
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My uncle's wife gave me a punny gift
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It was an ant farm; man, she was a trip
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Later that night I was up in my room
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I watched as the small ant community bloomed
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So simple, yet so complex, I contemplated my own life
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And wondered what would come next
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I took out my favorite ant and crushed it with my dick
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And also, I fucked my aunt
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[Bridge]
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Damn, I fucked my ant
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And I fucked my aunt…
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Man, we fucked our aunts…
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We fucked our aunts, y'all…
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[Verse 3]
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Oh, I can't believe it
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They fucked their aunts
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I mean, I fucked my aunt, too
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But you don't see me making songs about it
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Although we technically didn't have sex
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Just some above the clothes stuff
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And some under the clothes stuff
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I mean, what is sex, really?
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Is it just penetration?
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Or do you have to finish?
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‘Cause I finished…
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[Outro]
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Damn, I fucked my aunt, y'all…
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I Fucked My Aunt
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| The Lonely Island |
