Lonely Island, we got the whole family here
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Time to meet the crew, y'all
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My name is Worm, you could call me J August
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Ride around town bumping Fugees in a tortoise
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Yo, I'm Artemus Prime, also known as Young Sandwich
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Lonely Island got amigos like my man John Lanis
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Keith in the house but you can call me Young Dad
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Rocking pink Adidas, never wear prat
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I'm little Tony, I'm always playing with Max
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Make you run out the room 'cause my booty's gang
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I want the fat one, they call me Fat Bob
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I get all the ladies even though I'm a slob
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I'm Piccolo Pete, I'm a part of the crew
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You'll know that it's me from the sound of my flute
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Hell, I'm Sick Eric, I'm always sick
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You can catch me on the corner taking antibiotics
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They call me Smooth Guy 'cause I be drinking mad smoothies
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You think I got my name from my voice, that just ain't soochy
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They call me Creepy Z, you know I do my own thing
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My rhymes ain't good but I'm fun in small doses
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They call me Boring Steven, I don't know why
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My rhymes are dope and my whip is fly
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I'm a rich guy, I'm doing this as a lark
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My sense of humor is extremely dark
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I'm new to the crew and no one trusts me at all
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If they'd get to know me they'd see I'm a ball
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People call me Tiny, my name is ironic
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I'm 12 feet tall, my life is hard
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I'm a little lost, is this the right studio?
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I work for Rod Stewart, you know what? I'm gonna go
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I wear stripes that match the wallpaper
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I'm hiding now but I'll surprise you later
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Well, my name is Greg and I'm on the phone
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It was my mom's birthday so I had to fly home
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We're the Booty Twins, all we smoking Budapest
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Never obsess, Budapest is the best
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Hey, I'm Rod Stewart, I'm looking for my tech
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He's always wondering off, what a pain in the neck
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So there it is, one third of the crew
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The rest couldn't be here or phone in
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But best believe they are amidst
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Lonely Island, we out
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Meet The Crew
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The Lonely Island |