[Andy]
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Back in that ass...
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[Andy & Justin]
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Your mom says hi, JINX!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no
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Y-y-yeah, y-y-yeah
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Y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[Justin]
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JAM!
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[Andy]
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Summertime in the city
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And everybody's having sex
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[Justin]
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You know, I just got a page from a girl
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That I met last week at the Payless ([Andy:] Shoe Source...)
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[Andy]
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I also have a cutie to call
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Who loves the way I knock on her boots
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[Justin]
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Well, it's time to mack
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Let's handle that
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In 2 to 6 hours
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We'll meet back and regroup
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[Both]
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So let's shoop!
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[Andy]
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Roll up to the crib
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With some Bartles and James
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[Justin]
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Hop off the bus
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With the Alize
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[Andy]
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Now hold up, playa
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What you diggity-doin here?
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[Justin]
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I should diggity-ask you the same! ([Andy:] Then she says...)
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[Gaga]
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Hey, boys, I want you both
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I hope that you think that's cool ([Both:] Say word?)
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I know most guys won't freak together
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[Both]
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But she forgot about the golden rule
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Ah-hah-hah
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[Chorus]
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It's okay
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When it's in a 3-way
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It's not gay
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When it's in a 3-way
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With a honey in the middle
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There's some leeway
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The area's grey
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In a 1-2-3-way
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[Andy]
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Normally, I don't get down with dudes
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[Justin]
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But tonight is a special exception ([Gaga:] Great...)
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[Both]
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See, you're my best friend
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Through thick and thin
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[All]
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Now it's time to make a triple connection ([Andy:] Lights off...)
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[Andy]
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Here in the dark...([Justin:] Here in the dark...)
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It's hard to tell...([Justin:] So hard to tell...)
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Where her body ends...([Gaga:] La la....)
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And my homie's begins...([Justin:] Hoo-Wee!)
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This rule dates back...([Justin:] The golden rule...)
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To ancient Greece...([Justin:] Talkin' bout Caesar...)
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We're 2 Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
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[Both]
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The new Three's Company!
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[Gaga]
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You guys are still here
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[Chorus]
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It's okay
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When it's in a 3-way
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It's not gay
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When it's in a 3-way
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With a honey in the middle
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There's some leeway
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The area's grey
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In a 1-2-3-way
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[Andy]
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Fellas, get ready
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To impress a chick
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Helicopter dick, Go!
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Helicopter dick ([Justin:] Uh!)
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Helicopter dick ([Justin:] Alright!)
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To impress a chick
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Do the Helicopter dick! ([Gaga:] Wow...)
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[Both]
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And all of that was okay
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Cause it was in a 3-way
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It's quite clear
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When you see the instant replay
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"Baby,two is enough"
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That's what they'll say
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But we'll say "Hell no"
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1-2-3 way
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[All]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[Andy]
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The Golden Rule...
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3-Way (The Golden Rule)
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| The Lonely Island |
