[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
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There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
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The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
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There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!
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Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?
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[Bobby Moynihan:] No
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Fantastic news, HaHaHaHa!
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Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
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My heart is racing along barapa pampam!
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So many places and people to meet, now that I've lost my job!
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They say "Young man, the world's your oyster"
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Hey! Hey get the fuck off me! No! Fuck no!
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[Sniffle] Just give me second. [Snort]
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I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
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Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids!
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It's carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I'm gonna move to Spain and run with the bulls
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And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say "We were wrong about you Dennis"
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[Jorma Taccone:] Hey Dennis!
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That's my name!
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[Jorma Taccone:] Are you really gonna run with the bulls?
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Why would I do that?
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[Jorma Taccone:] Cause you said you were gonna!
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Come on man, that was like three days ago - or was it?
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Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
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Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
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Now I'm over here, now I'm over there
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Now I'm under this dude, now I'm back in the tree
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Now I'm hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin and Tom Petty!
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[Alec Baldwin:] Get the fuck out of here!
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What?
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[Tom Petty:] Now.
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Tom!
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Why would they diss me?
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I thought they were my homies! [Snort]
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Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
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But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the matrix.
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[Grunts]
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[Nasim Pedrad:] What is wrong with him?
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[Grunts]
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[Bill Hader:] He's on drugs.
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[Nasim Pedrad:] Oh.
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[Spits]
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Great Day
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The Lonely Island |