Hey girl I got somethin` real important to give you
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So just sit down and listen
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Girl you know we`ve been together
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such a long long time
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And now I`m ready to lay it on the line
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Wooow You know it`s Christmas
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and my heart is open wide
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Gonna give you something
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so you know what`s on my mind
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A gift real special, so take off the top
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Take a look inside
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it`s my dick in a box
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Not gonna get you a diamond ring
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That sort of gift don`t mean anything
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Not gonna get you a fancy car
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Girl ya gotta know you`re my shining star
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Not gonna get you a house in the hills
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A girl like you needs somethin` real
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Wanna get you somethin` from the heart
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Somethin` special girl
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It`s my dick in a box
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my dick in a box babe
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It`s my dick in a box
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my dick in a box girl
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See I`m wise enough to know
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when a gift needs givin`
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And I got just the one
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somethin` to show ya that you are second to none
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To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
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It`s easy to do just follow these steps
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1 Cut a hole in a box
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2 Put your junk in that box
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3 Make her open the box
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And that`s the way you do it
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It`s my dick in a box
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my dick in a box babe
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It`s my dick in a box
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my dick in a box girl
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Christmas dick in a box
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Hanukkah dick in a box
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Kwanzaa a dick in a box
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Every single holiday a dick in a box
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Over at your parent`s house a dick in a box
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Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
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Backstage at the CMA`s a dick in a box
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a dick in a box
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dick in a box
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| the lonely island |
