Andy Samberg: Oh dang.
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Justin Timberlake: What is it dawg?
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Andy Samberg: I forgot it's Mothers Day.
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Justin Timberlake: Didn't get a gift for her.
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Andy Samberg: Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
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Justin Timberlake: Damn I forgot it too.
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Andy Samberg: This could have been avoided.
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What the hell are we gonna do?
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Justin Timberlake: My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
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Andy Samberg: Cold.
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Justin Timberlake: No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
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Andy Samberg: I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray.
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Justin Timberlake: Word
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Andy Samberg: My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
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Both: Hold up!
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Andy Samberg: You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
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Justin Timberlake: I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.
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Both: Slow up!
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Andy Samberg: What time is it dawg?
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Justin Timberlake: It's time for a switcharoo
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Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
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I say we break em off
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Show em how much they really mean
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Cause...
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I'm a Mother Lover
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You're a Mother Lover
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We should fuck each others mothers
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Both: Fuck each others moms
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Pushin' that lady that you came out as a baby
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Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
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Both: Fuckin' each others moms
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Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
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If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
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To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
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Andy Samberg: I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
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Justin Timberlake: I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
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Andy Samberg: They will be so surprised
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Justin Timberlake: We are so cool and thoughtful
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Andy Samberg: Can't wait to pork your mom
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Justin Timberlake: I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
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Both: Sho nuff!
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Justin Timberlake: My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
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Both: Straight up!
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Andy Samberg: Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
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Justin Timberlake: This the perfect plan
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Andy Samberg: For a perfect Mothers Day
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Justin Timberlake: They have to rename this one
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Both: All up under the covers day
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Cause I'm a Mother Lover
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You're a Mother Lover
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We should fuck each others mothers
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Justin Timbrlake: Fuck each others moms
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I'm pushin that lady
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Where you came out as a baby
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Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
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Justin Timbrlake: Fuckin' each others moms
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Andy Samberg: Break it down
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Andy Samberg: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
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Justin Timberlake: It would be my honor to be your new step-father
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Andy Samberg: While your in my mother make me another brother. And while eI'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
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Justin Timberlake: OH!
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Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
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If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
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I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
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To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
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They blessed us both with the gift of life
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She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
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This is the second best idea that we've ever had
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The choice can be no other
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Be my mother lover
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Andy Samberg: Happy Mother's Day
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Mother Lover
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| The Lonely Island |
