This one goes out
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From the bottom of our hearts
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To the most important lady in our lives
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It's time to pay some respect
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I hope you proud of us
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'Cause we're proud of you
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Mama!
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You raised me right
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Mama!
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Showed me the light
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Mama!
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Through pain and strife
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Mama!
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You gave us life
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When I fell down you were there to pick me up
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When I felt bad you were there to build me up
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Gave everything you had in the world to me
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And you made me the man I'm supposed to be
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Jane, even though I don't say it often enough
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I appreciate everything you did for us
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Never take you for granted 'cause it ain't hard to see
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The best parts of you are now a part of me
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Ah Mama
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And when it was cold outside you kept us warm and held us down...
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[Mom] Hi boys, who wants a snack?
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[Andy] MOM, GET OUT WE'RE IN THE STUDIO!
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[Jorma] OH MY GOD!
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[Mom] Just checking on my guys!
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[Jorma] GET OUT OF HERE!
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[Andy] WE'RE MAKING A TRACK YOU IDIOT!
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[Mom] Oooohhh!
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[Andy] JUST LEAVE!
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[Mom] Okie doke
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[Jorma] GO! GO!
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[Andy] YOU SUCK, MOM!
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Yeah my one true love, my heart, my ma
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Show her respect in the form of this song
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So when life gets hard and it makes you cry
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I'll always be there to wipe a tear from your eye
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My mom's my number one fan, my best friend
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And I'll never disrespect...
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[Door opens]
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[Jorma] MOM!
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[Mom] I know you said you weren't hungry, but I made ants on a log
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[Andy] GET THE FUCK OUT
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[Jorma] LEAVE! LEAVE ME! GO!
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[Mom] So how's your little club going?
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[Andy] IT'S NOT A CLUB!
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[Jorma] IT'S A RAP GROUP!
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[Mom] Well I'll leave these here and eat them if you...
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[Jorma] FINE!
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[Andy] GO TO HELL, MOM!
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She's an angel on earth with invisible wings
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I put no one above in summer, winter or spring, or fall...
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[Door opens]
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[Mom] Have you guys seen the remote?
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[Andy] OH MY GOD!
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[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
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[Andy] FUCK YOU MOM!
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[Jorma] LEAVE US ALONE!
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[window smashes]
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[Mom] Watch it
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[Andy] I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE!
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Jump in front of a bullet if it could save my mom
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You got a ? bullet 'cause she will never see harm...
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[Door opens]
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[Mom] Nevermind, I found it
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[They all scream/shout/glass smashes]
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['Dale'] Laura, everything ok?
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[Andy] SHUT THE FUCK UP DALE!
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[Jorma] SHUT UP!
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[Mom] Hey! Be nice to Dale
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[Andy] FUCK DALE!
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[Jorma] FUCK DALE!
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[Andy] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE SEX WITH THAT GUY!
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This goes out to all the mamas
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Trying to protect their kids from drama
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Love was your goal to bring(?)
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No matter what they say, you're beautifull
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So push them lighters in the sky
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Wave 'em back from side to side
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And if you feel lost and alone
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Let our voices guide you home
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[Mom] Is something burning down there?
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[Andy] GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
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Mama
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The Lonely Island |