Whoa!
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I can't believe we're in Japan!
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Look at all the lights!
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The food!
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The people!
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Wow!
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We're three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
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We've never been to Japan
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So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
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And our label has to pay for it
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Here we are at our five star hotel
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The one from LOST IN TRANSLATION (In Japan!)
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The views are amazing
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And their champagne waiting
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Because that's how we wrote it (Yummy!)
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And now the label has to pay for the video (yay!)
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And pay for everything that we say (no matter what!)
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For example I'll be getting a massage right now
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And I'll be drinking some sake (So expensive!) (Who cares?)
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Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!)
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And now we're at Tokyo Disneyland
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And now we're in Hawaii for one random shot that our label has to pay for!
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Cause we're three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)
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The fact that we're white isn't why we're friends
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But we are white, and we're friends (In Japan)
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At this point in the video we'll be super drunk (WEEEE!)
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Standing near some kind of Dragon
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And then we'll buy some stinky used girls panties
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Out of one of those pervert vending machines
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Now we've seen sumo wrestling live
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Unless we get dropped by our label
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Cause we're three white douchebags in Japan (That's us!)
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It's all part of our master plan
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To get some much needed R&R
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At the expense of Universal Records
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Wow Look at all this Japanese money
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It's called Yen
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I heard it's worth more than American money
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Let's dump it in the river!
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[phone rings]
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Moshi Moshi
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Guys it's the label
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This video's really expensive and-
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BYE!!
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Pokemon!
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Dump it in the River!
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Our rental car!
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Dump it in the River!
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This old guy!
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Dump him in the river!
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And now we're flying home first class!
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Japan
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The Lonely Island |