Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here
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Oh Great, send him in.
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Michael Bolton: Hey guys.
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Hey, hi, thanks for coming
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Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
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Seen those things?
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Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
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Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
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You're really gonna dig.
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Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
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Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.
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Whisper: Here we go.
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Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
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YEAAAHH!
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The night starts now
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Together on the track, the boys are back
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The night starts now
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Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
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ROLLIN' UP
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Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
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YEAH
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Black card at the bar like I gives a fuck.
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COME ON
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Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, fuck the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
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YEAH YEAH
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Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
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THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
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What?
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A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S
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BREEZE.
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Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
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Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
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KIERA KNIGHTLY
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Motherfucking ice-man, I'm the top gunner
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Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
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JACK SPARROW
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Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
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More like the "meet ya take you home and fuck you twice guy"
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YEAH YEAH!
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All dressed up with nowhere to run,
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And now I make you feel crazy with the'Άζ
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NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
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FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
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Nooo
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OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
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HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
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(Yeah'Άζ?h huh)
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THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
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(Oh God)
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BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
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Yeah, we've seen the movie
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Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
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CAPTAIN JACK
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What?
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JOHNNY DEPP
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No
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From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
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DAVY JONES
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Nope
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GIANT SQUID
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Wrong
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Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
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ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
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Wait--
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LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
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(Not better)
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THOUGH I'm NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
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(Come on! )
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OK THEN I'm A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
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(Nooo, God)
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THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
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(Close enough)
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YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'm RELOADED
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THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
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CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
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(Take it home! )
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GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
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THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A PUSSY, JUST WAITING TO GET FUCKED!
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Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
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YOU COMPLETE ME!
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Yup, yeah, okay.
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Jack Sparrow
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The Lonely Island |