(The following song is brought to you by Chex Mix)
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Some dude once said that love is a many funny things
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I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her
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in my dreams
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Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
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Out there for me
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My love
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Dream girl you amaze me all dressed in paisley
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Love how not one but both eyes are lazy
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When I first saw you you were drivin' the bus
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Thick skin, strong nose like a rhinoceros
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Dream girl so beautiful, lips all crumby
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Skin like asphalt, nose so runny
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Thick thighs, no waist, not a care in the world
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You not crazy girl, you just my baby girl
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You're a vision in sweats, with the neon pouch
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Half eaten squirrel hangin' outta your mouth
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Rainbow poncho, the female tonto
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Hear a loud noise start bu-buckin' like a bronco
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Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one
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Out there for me
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My love
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You got your cell phone ring set to Sex and the City
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You like a hot bowl of grits only way more gritty
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Straight drippin' in turquoise, my Santa Fe queen
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One short leg, you got the Santa Fe lean
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It's music to my ears when you scream in your sleep
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And when you lift your skirt in public yo I can't help but peek
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You like Cleopatra, with the eyes of a pig
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Love to watch you in the back yard when you go out to dig
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Girl how'd you get those mouse traps glued to your neck?
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Little rascal, how'd you get screwed to the deck?
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You put away slurpees like a trash can
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Your smiles all stainy and you're not too brainy and
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I like that!
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Talking to your shoes lke it's your friend
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I like that!
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Yellin' at the walls and make pretend
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I like that!
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Tellin' you to stop it then you don't
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You say you're gonna stab me in my sleep
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But you won't!
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Last week thought I saw you on the street, turns out it was a bag of trash
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Just a big ol' bag of trash
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I thought you looked like a bag of trash
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Dream girl I pitch a tent when you stomp in the room
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Like a hell-bound turkey mixed with a baboon
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You're sexy and you're spicy like a bowl of Chex Mix
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And I always feel safe when I'm in your flesh mitts
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Your teeth so clean coulda swore you were British
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Never take the Chex Mix 'cause you always get skittish
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Open clams with both feet 'cause you're ambidextrous
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No point 'cause we know you eat nothin' but Chex Mix
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Chex Mix number one food snack in the land
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It's the cereal taste that you eat with your hand
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Chex Mix at your local grocer buy a box
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Your family will all say
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CHEX MIX ROCKS!
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Chex Mix, you're the snack for me, you're the only one
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I'll ever eat or buy
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Chex Mix you're delicious, you got 60% less fat than potato chips
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TM
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Dreamgirl
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The Lonely Island |