I was walking through the city streets
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And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
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"Run faster, jump higher" man, I'm not gunna let you poison me
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I threw it on the ground
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You must think I'm a joke
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I ain't gunna be part of your system
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Man, pump that garbage in another man's veins
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I go to my favorite hotdog stand
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and the dude says "You come here all the time. Here's one for free."
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I said "Man, what'd I look like? A charity case?"
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I took it and threw it on the ground
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I don't need your hand-outs
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I'm an adult
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Please, you can't buy me hotdog man
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At the Farmer's Market with my so-called girlfriend
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She hands me her cell phone says It's my dad.
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Man, this ain't my dad, this is a cell phone
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I threw it on the ground
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What you think I'm stupid?
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I'm not a part of your system
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My dad's not a phone, duh!
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Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party
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What you want me to do with this? Eat it?
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Happy Birthday to the ground
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I threw the rest of the cake too
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Welcome to the real world jack ass
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So many things to throw on the ground
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Like this and this and that and even this
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I'm an adult
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Two hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
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GROUND!
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Nobody wants your autograph, phonies
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Then the two phonies got up
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Turned out they had a taser
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And they tase me in the butt hole
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Fell to the ground
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the phonies didn't let up
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Tasin' on my butt hole
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over and over
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I was screaming and squirming
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My butt hole was on fire
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The moral of the story is you can't trust the system
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Man!
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Threw It on the Ground
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| The Lonely Island |
