Your mom says, "Hi" ? Jinx!
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah no no
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Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Summertime in the city
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And everybody's having sex
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You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless
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Shoe stores
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I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots
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Well let's help them back
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Let's handle that
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In two-to-six hours,
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We'll meet back here and regroup
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Now let's shoop
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Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James
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Hop off the buss with the Alize
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Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here?
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I should diggity-ask you the same
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And she sang
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Hey, boys I want you both
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I hope that you think that's cool
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(Say word?)
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I know most guys won't freak together
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She forgot about the Golden Rule ? a huh huh
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It's OK to put us in a three-way
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It's not gay when it's in a three-way
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With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
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The area's grey in a one, two, three-way
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Normally, I don't get down with dudes
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But tonight is a special exception (Great)
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See you're my best friend
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Through thick and thin
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Now it's time to make a triple connection
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Lights off
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Here in the dark (Here in the dark)
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It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell)
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Where her body ends (La la)
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And my homie's begins (Ew wee)
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This rule dates back (The Golden Rule)
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To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar)
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We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy
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The new Three's Company
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It's OK to put us in a three-way
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It's not gay when it's in a three-way
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With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
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The area's grey in a one, two three-way
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Fellas. Get ready.
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To Impress a chick
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Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck
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To Impress a chick chick
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Helicopter d*ck
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And all of that was OK
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'Cuz it was in a three-way
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It's right there when you see the instant replay (boom)
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Maybe two is enough
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That's what they'll say
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But we'll say, "Hell no."
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It's a one, two, three-way
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Three-Way (The Golden Rule)
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The Lonely Island |