Aye yo, new Lonely Island, 2011
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Let's get a¢æ?em Kiv!
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Aye yo my dick don't work, that shit is soft as a pillow
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My girlie lookin' at me like a¢æ©«You for real dude?a¢æ?
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Aye yo, hold up, hold up, we gotta come harder than that! Yo tell a¢æ?em Andy!
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I think there might be something wrong with my dick
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It's like a melted stick of butter so soft that it can't fill a rubber.
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Aye yo come on man, this is Lonely Island, people are countin' on us, I gotta run all these motherfuckers myself! Whoo!
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Aye yo I think I broke my dick in the sink
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it's so small and ugly, all smashed and flat like it was playin' rugby.
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HOLD UP HOLD UP, this is serious, Kiv let a¢æ?em know!
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Yo for real though, I suffer from stinky dick.
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Every time I take a piss it smells just like shit.
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HAHA yeah that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! Andy show a¢æ?em how it's done!
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My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.
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LONELY ISLAND! GRAMMY NOMINATED, YEA! HIT a¢æ?EM AGAIN!
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Yo straight out the box with my soggy little shrimp
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I was a eight year old girl before the doctor found my dick.
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We make too much money for this shit, murder music!
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I shit the bed cause my dick played a prank on my butt
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HIT EM! Straight crept when I slept and stuck a laxative up..
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SUPPOSITORY MUSIC! WHATCHY'ALL KNOW ABOUT INCONTINENCE?!
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I got hepatitis c from horse, but no confusion, JEAH!
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It wasn't from the sex it was a blood transfusion!
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WHAT?! MOTHERFUCKER GOT HORSE BLOOD! WHAT Y'ALL GOT?
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I write freaky fan fiction where cartoons fuck
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got CGI Garfield lickin' Marmaduke's nuts
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WHOO! I WOULD LIKE TO SEE THAT! THIS IS THAT GARFIELD SEX MUSIC! NOW YA'LL JUST SHOWIN OFF! PREACH!
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I got a friend named Reggie who lives down at the dump
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every other week I swing by and bring him some lunch
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OH!! NOW THAT JUST SOUNDS NICE!
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IMA CALL IT RIGHT THERE, GAME OVER MOTHERFUCKERS!
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LONELY ISLAND, WE STARTED THIS FAKE RAP SHIT! THE WORLD NEEDS US!
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We're Back!
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| The Lonely Island |
