Dude you're pretty swoll have you been working out?
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Uh yeah, why are you looking?
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Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo.
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Ohhh no homo. Cool
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When you want to compliment a friend (no homo)
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But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo)
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So tell a dude just how you feel (no homo)
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Say 'no homo' so he knows the deal (no homo)
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Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no homo)
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And you know you got the best smile (no homo)
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Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo)
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But your looks would make a handsome baby (no homo)
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I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo)
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It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo)
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Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo)
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Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo)
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Man I cant decide who wore it best (no homo)
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But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo)
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I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo)
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and I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo)
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and yo damn this rose is something special (no homo)
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damn we should goof around and wrestle (no homo)
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lets hit the hot tub and take a dump (no homo)
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we're all friends ain't no room for trunks (no homo)
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Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo)
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Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo)
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Yo we should watch this gay porno tape (no homo)
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but as a joke because we're all straight (no homo)
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man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo)
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Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo)
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Hey yo I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo)
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Hey yo I've been thinking about fuckin a dude (no homo)
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Or we could 3-way 69 (no homo)
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Or human centipede in a line (no homo)
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Or some docking could be hella fun (no homo)
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Or yeah man I could do this one (no homo)
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Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy
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and butt fuck a dude while he 69s Morrissey
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Yeah no homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece
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to gave young socrates the illful release
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Hey no homo but today I'm coming out the closet
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and I scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet
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those two words have set me free (no homo)
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damn it feels good to be (no homo)
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No Homo
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The Lonely Island |