[ANDY]
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Oh, it's been a long time coming
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Two of the world's greatest
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America's Sweetheart, Reba McEntyre
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([Kenan:] Yeah, yeah, how you doin', Andy?)
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We a¢æ?bout to take it to the top
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Hit a¢æ?em, Reba
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[KENAN]
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Haters in my face
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Try to keep me down
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But you know we keep on shining ([Andy:] Here we go!)
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Two big stars from opposite worlds
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a¢æ?Bout to set this track on fire ([Andy:] Yeah, she's the queen of country)
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He's a comedy prince
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Makin' something out of nothing ([Andy:] We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
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But as usual we ended up fucking ([Andy:] No doubt!)
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[ANDY]
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Flashback to when I first met Reba
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Sitcom dressing room, puffing on cheeba
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I said I was a fan, she said a¢æ©«groovya¢æ?
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Dropped her denim skirt and said, a¢æ©«hop to ita¢æ?
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Made love all night ([Kenan:] More like we fucked!)
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Kids banging on the door, trynna interrupt
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But them autographs can wait
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a¢æ?Cause this is way too strong
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I can't leave it alone
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Because her pussy's the bomb
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[KENAN]
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Well my pussy is the bomb and that's a fact
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But these n-words keep on tripping ([Andy:] Okay!)
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So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
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a¢æ?Cause I can't go back to stripping (I'm Reba!)
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([Andy:] You're my undercover freak)
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And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve
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([Andy:] That's right a¢æ?cause I'm a city boy)
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And I'm a country girl
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And I'll never leave your sweet balls blue
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[ANDY]
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Ay, because a girl like Reba's got just what I need
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With big, broad shoulders and a red ass weave ([Kenan:] And a penis)
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Hot damn, she fly
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All she wanna do is fuck me
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I'm a lucky guy ([Kenan:] I'm a guy too)
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My friends think I should dump her
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They say she's a man who found a wig in a dumpster ([Kenan:] Your friends are smart)
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Naw, Rebs, they're just jealous a¢æ?cause I'm dating a star instead of hanging with the fellas ([Kenan:] Hanging like my nuts)
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Word up, they're just liars
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They can't believe that I could pull Reba McEntyre
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[KENAN]
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Since I came out my mama's butt
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I knew I was destined for greatness
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I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
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And thought, a¢æ©«hey brother, I'm gon' take thisa¢æ? ([Andy:] Tell a¢æ?em, Reba!)
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So I put it right on and took a stroll
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Right over to 30 Rock ([Andy:] SNL!)
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I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
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And I made him suck my dirty cock
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[ANDY]
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So there you have it
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Two worlds collide
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We the new Bonnie and Clyde ([Kenan:] Reba!)
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From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
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For Reba I ride, a¢æ?til the day that we die ([Kenan:] I'm Reba!)
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Reba (Two Worlds Collide)
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| The Lonely Island |
