Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
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That makes me a good artist
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This is my new single
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I hope you like it
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Wealthy men hired me, to sing
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this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
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in this pricey music video, and they're paying
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to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
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and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
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yes, it's gonna go platinum
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'Cause they'll market this song to
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young, impressionable, and
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insecure teenage girls
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'Cause all you gotta say is
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"ooh baby", "I love you", or
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"girl, I need you in my world".
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Yes, they'll market this song to
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young, impressionable, and
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insecure teenage girls
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'Cause all they gotta do is find
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a sexually attractive man that can sing
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all the words
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And now the token rap verse
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that doesn't make any sense
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but helps it get a small percentage
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of the urban music market
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Hey baby, baby i can tell
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that you are crazy, crazy
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shake that ass girl,
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my rhymes are gettin' lazy, lazy
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these things I'm talking 'bout have
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nothing to do with the song baby
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but it don't matter
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won't you show me that thong baby?
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That's how it works
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in the pop music industry
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2010 mother fucker
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that's just how it be
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'Cause they'll market this song to
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young, impressionable, and
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insecure teenage girls
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'Cause all you gotta say is
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"ooh baby", "I love you", or
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"girl, I need you in my world".
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Yes, they'll market this song to
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young, impressionable, and
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insecure teenage girls
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'Cause all they gotta do is find
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a sexually attractive man that can sing
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all the words
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Now I'm singing with my gay voice
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to let you know that I am sensitive
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Oh yea, I'm singing with my gay voice
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teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
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and you know I wanna
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(Make money money, make money money, make money) [x3]
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Rich men makin' money off of
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their investments
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ooh it's so sexual baby
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Girl, I love you so much.
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I wish we could be together
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unfortunately we can't because
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I'm rich and famous and you're not
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but why don't you just go buy my album?
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...and tell your friends about it too
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so that they also go out and buy it
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Pop Song
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| Jon Lajoie |
