Yo, This song's dedicated to a very confident woman
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That's right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny.
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What? What?
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She's proud of her pussy, her peach, her bearded clam is well groomed.
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Thinks that she's the real deal, all other pussies are cartoons.
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Her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple, her vulva's one of Barbera Walters' most fascinating people.
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She's got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
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According to her vag all other pussies are useless.
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Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
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Her pussy confidence is unbreakable like Bruce Willis.
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She said you're never gonna leave, I've got the best sausage wallet.
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Other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket.
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I said, You may be overconfident you see, cause there's a lot of fresh fish in this vaginal sea.
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She said, My pussy is a 10 and your dick is a 3, you'll never find any better so you're never gonna leave.
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I said, Guess what girl? I'm leaving, I want out of this.
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Cause your way too confident and it's my hypothesis that you've got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
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If her pussy made movies, it'd be Stanley Kubrick.
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Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.
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She assumes that her Muffhammed Ali never loses.
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Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris
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If coochies were the News, She'd be Huey Lewis.
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Put your hands in the air if you ever really get when you take off your underwear.
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She may be overconfident, but maybe her pussy sings and dances like Fred Astaire.
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Let's get on the highway, taking the car pool lane.
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Vaginal Hubris
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| Jon Lajoie |
