MC Confusing back in this bitch
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With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket
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I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits
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And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit
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And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to
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Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
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And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to
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Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2
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Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy
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I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73
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I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary
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Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
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I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus
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And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis
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Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea
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Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army
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I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word
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I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
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When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize
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But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive
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Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype
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I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice
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But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite
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Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like
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But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne
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Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
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Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee
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Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh
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MC Fatigue, did you miss me
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I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee
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I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know
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I drank that coffee about five minutes ago
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(snoring)
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They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus
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I haven't found a fucking job yet so I gotta do this bullshit
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(I can't take it, I'm done)
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I don't think I can sing another fucking chorus
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I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
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(I think my dad has a gun)
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I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees
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15 miles per hour is their average speed
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A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day
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Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay
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I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual
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I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual
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We can't even get married in most states here in America
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It's fucked up
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Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada
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I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole
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Being gay is evil and it is unnatural
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Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight
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Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane
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I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes
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I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic
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And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse
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Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course
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(woah)
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I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct
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I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content
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It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
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Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away
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Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song
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One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon
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Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy
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But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide
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This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus
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My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit
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(I had a good run)
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I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus
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Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell
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(Four, three, two, one)
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WTF Collective 2
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| Jon Lajoie |
