Ladies and gentlemen get off the dance floor and start doing your chores its Sunday afternoon!
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[Chorus]
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It's Sunday afternoon
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and there a few things that I have to do.
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And I'm gonna do 'em and I'm gonna do 'em
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[2x]
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First up, I gotta tidy up,
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my place is getting messy
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haven't cleaned it in a month
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I may be having friends over tomorrow night,
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It's not confirmed but just in case
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I'd like my place to look nice.
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Then I'll go out to the grocery store
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and get some more dish soap
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I ran out a week ago
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and I've been mixing it with water
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just to make it last a little longer,
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but now there's really nothing left.
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Then I'll stop by at my parents' to say hi
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and maybe have a cup of coffee and a piece of pie.
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And I'll ask them how their week wasa¢æ|
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a¢æ©«How was your week?a¢æ?
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And they'll tell me how their week wasa¢æ|
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a¢æ©«Pretty good.a¢æ?
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[Chorus]
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Then I'll head down to the mall
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pick up some black socks.
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I don't really need them
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but I heard that they were half off.
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You can never have too many socks you know,
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so that you can always throw away the ones with holes.
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Next up, take my dog out for a walk,
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he needs the exercise and at the same time I talk
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to the other people walking their dogsa¢æ|
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a¢æ©«Helloa¢æ?
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I usually ask them questions about their dogs,
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a¢æ©«How old is he?a¢æ?
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Then I have to return this DVD of pornography
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that my friend rented
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I swear to God that it wasn't mea¢æ|
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a¢æ©«It's not mine, I swear.a¢æ?
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Alright fine, but it was the first time
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I am not the kind of guy that watches porn all the timea¢æ|
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Alright fine I watch porn all the time.
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[Chorus]
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I only have one thing left to do,
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and I'm not gonna do it in front of you.
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So I'm gonna end the song like this,
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as I warm up my wrista¢æ|
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a¢æ©«Dammit, I forgot to buy kleenex.a¢æ?
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Sunday Afternoon
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| Jon Lajoie |
