[MC Confusing]
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Other rappers are comprehensible a˘ćˇ° not me!
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First on the mic a˘ćˇ° MC Confusing!
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I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
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It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
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I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
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And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
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Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
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But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
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And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
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And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
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[MC Insecure]
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Yo I'm MC Insecure a˘ćˇ° what's up?
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I really don't think that I'm good enough
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To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
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All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
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It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
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And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
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Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
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You guys go ahead and finish the song without me
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[MC Amnesia]
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Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch
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Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
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Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit
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Apparently something happened that was traumatic
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I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
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Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
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Whats my motherfucking name?
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(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)
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[MC Public Urination]
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Yo I'm MC Public Urination a˘ćˇ° what a˘ćˇ° what!
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I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
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Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock
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And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
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You other MCs can't handle this shit!
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You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
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You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
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Yo fuck that shit a˘ćˇ° I just whip out my dick!
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[MC Fatigue]
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Yo MC Fatigue a˘ćˇ° yeah that's me
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Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep
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[Chorus a˘ćˇ± Chorus Guy]
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I'm the guy who sings the chorus
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(It breaks up the song)
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My part is kinda boring
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(I wish that I could go home)
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But they're paying me to sing the chorus
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(And I really need the cash)
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Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
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(Just moved back in with my dad)
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[MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
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Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
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Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
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She said a˘ć©«Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dicka˘ć?
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I said a˘ć©«Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironica˘ć?
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[MC Gets Sidea˘ćˇ°Tracked Easily]
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Yo I'm MC Gets Sidea˘ćˇ°Tracked Easily
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My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
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You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
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Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
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Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
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Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
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But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
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You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
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Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
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Wait, what was I saying?
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I think I got sidea˘ćˇ°tracked.
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[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
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Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
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I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
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Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
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Why did they have to make a 4th?
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They had a perfect trilogy!
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[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
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MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
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I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
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Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
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The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
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[MC Shit My Pants Frequently]
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Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently
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It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
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Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes
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There we go!
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Thank god I brought a change of clothes!
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[MC Final Verse]
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Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
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I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
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But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time
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So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy
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[Chorus a˘ćˇ± Chorus Guy]
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I'm still singing the chorus
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(Thank god we're almost done)
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I hate singing the chorus
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(Such a boring fucking job)
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I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
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(That's what their paying me)
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And I'm gonna go get really drunk
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(Masturbate then go to sleep)
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WTF Collective
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| Jon Lajoie |
