All hippies
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Are dirty and ugly
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They're all covered in fleas
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We should hang 'em from trees
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Round 'em up with me
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Shoot 'em once in the knee
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Drag 'em down the damn street
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I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!
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First of all hippies always smell like balls
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And they're all a bunch of free huggin' dumb fuckin' buttfuckers
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Run hippies run, I got 21 guns with me
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Come around town, and you're done if you fuck with me
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Yeah, drum circle, ching chang chong
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Get some goddamn balls in you're goddamn song
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Get a goddamn jerb, you're a goddamn bum
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I get drunk on rum, and kill hippies for fun
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Now I'm a nice guy
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But hippies are gay
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They're always gettin' high
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And spreading the AIDS
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I'd love to find
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Some hippies in my yard
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Playing their guitar
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They're gettin' sprayed
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So listen up, hippies
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Getting shot dead is the new green (yeah)
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My name is Toby Queef
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I was sent here by Rucka Rucka Ali
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Yawl Hippies
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Please stay away from me
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You'll be dead if I see you
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Hangin' round Tennessee
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Better run, hippie
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Eat your LSD
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Tell your friends about me
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Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em!
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All hippies
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Are dirty and ugly
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They're all covered in fleas
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We should hang 'em from trees
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Round 'em up with me
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Shoot 'em once in the knee
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Drag 'em down the damn street
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I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!
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I have a farm
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With plenty of grain
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But hippies could starve
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That's fine with me
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God help you all
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When I'm president
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Y'all hippies will be slaves
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And probably dead
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Suck on my balls, hippies
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Get your ass fucked in the booty (yeah)
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Lick on my nuts, if you please
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Go read a book for vegan revolutionaries
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All hippies
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Are some vegan pussies
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Eatin' dog feces
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You should eat a little meat
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Always pretending
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To like Bob Marley
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He sucks a big D
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You should grow a couple nuts, I hate 'em!
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All hippies
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Are dirty and ugly
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They're all covered in fleas
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We should hang 'em from trees
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Round 'em up with me
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Shoot 'em once in the knee
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Drag 'em down the damn street
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I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!
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Where were you september 12th?
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I was shootin' me some hippies real good in the chest
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If you don't like this darn country
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You sure as hell ain't Toby Queef
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I'm a little bit of country
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With a little bit of fist in your mug, homie
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I'm a female bangin', racecar wagin'
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Jesus, save me
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I got no teeth
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I'm a decent man
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I just don't like asshole hippies dancin'
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With no pants on
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Reminds me of the first time I heard rap music
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I was like: "Did he say nigga? I like this guy? "
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Yawl Hippies
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Please stay away from me
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You'll be dead if I see you
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Hangin' round Tennessee
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Better run, hippie
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Eat your LSD
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Tell your friends about me
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Yeah I'm coming with a gun, I hate 'em!
|
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All hippies
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Are dirty and ugly
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They're all covered in fleas
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We should hang 'em from trees
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Round 'em up with me
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Shoot 'em once in the knee
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Drag 'em down the damn street
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I got two under my truck, I hate 'em!
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Hippies Always Smell Like Balls
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
