Howdy there, faggots!
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It's me, Toby Queef
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Everybody wanna hear a story?
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Grab your fifth of Beethoven,
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or yer moonshine with a little bit o' eggnog in there for good luck,
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And listen up.
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The following was all said by Jesus Christ at some point:
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I was drivin' down the street
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When the police came to me
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And they pulled to me to the curb,
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and said "Can I see ID?"
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And I said, No, Sir, fuck you
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Your probably a Jew
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So deck the halls and suck my balls,
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Let's a smoke a blunt or two
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Orrr, you could...
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Suck my balls
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Suck my balls
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Police all to have AIDS (Hey)
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Got 'em one day from a bathhouse gang
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in Southeastern LA (Yay)
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Suck my balls
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Suck my Balls
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Police all have AIDS (Hey)
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So I hit the gas, and I crushed his ass,
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and then I got away.
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So I drove down to the park,
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To hunt right after dark.
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And I saw some hippies dancin'
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So I shot one in the heart.
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And his friend said,
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"Oh shit, you fuckin' killed him, man!"
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Then I made him eat his frisbee, and he thre up in his hand.
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And I made him...
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Suck my balls
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Suck my balls
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Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
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Got 'em one time from the butt sex vine on a vacation in Spain (Hey)
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Suck my balls
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Suck my balls
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Hippies all have AIDS (Hey)
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They smoke their crack, and shoot their smack, and smell like shit all day.
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Went to the tittie bar
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'Cause it wasn't too far
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Saw a big tittie bitch with a bush so big, one day she'll be a star
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She likes Twinkies in her G-String,
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or maybe a Hershey bar
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Tonight, we gon' cow tippin' in the fuckin' tittie bar (Yeehaa)
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Suck my balls
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Suck my balls
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Fat bitches love cake.
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I love to fuck fat bitches, like Catholics like to rape (Hey)
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Suck my balls
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Suck my balls
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Fat bitches love cake.
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And if you stole this album, Rucka thinks your fucking gay
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WHAT...POWDER!
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Powder? You know, cocaine?
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YEE-HAW!
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Suck My Balls
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
