Michelle, can we go bomb dropping?
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I'm gonna smoke some crack,
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Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
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I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma
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Bitch, I want some corn dogs
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I walk up into Congress like
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What up with all the ruckus?
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I'm the lead speaker
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Of the Big Black Caucus
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I'm here to give back
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To all my crackheads and junkies
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Joe Biden says, "Damn, I'm a old ass honky!"
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I'm a little fuckin' lazy
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I get high with Jay-Z
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and give myself a raise,
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cuz I'm the one who pays me
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Happy Reverend Dr. Martin Luther Jr. King Blvd. Street
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Now let me get a chicken samwich at the KFC
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Shit, but Michelle, it was 99 cents!
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I'm just gonna pocket shit
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Chicken bits and chocolate chips
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And anyone that's starting shit
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is getting hit with rocket ships
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I'ma drop a bomb on anyone that's even talking shit
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It's politics, wanna come start the next apocalypse?
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I'ma bomb Pakistan, I was born in Pakistan
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No, for real, I used to smoke crack in I'm Blackistan
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Standin' round, handing out burritos at the border
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Let's keep the Mexicans away from my daughters
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You want fucking health care?
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I'll give you some MichelleCare
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Brocolli and excercise, several kinds of welfare
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Hell, I'm still on welfare
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Food Stamps, bridge cards
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I still smoke crack, smack a bitch and steal cars
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I could blow up any country from my cell phone
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Michelle, wait hold on, where'd Michelle go?
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I'm gonna choke a tramp
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Homie, got glocks in my pocket
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All your mamas workin' for Obama
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On the White House street corner
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I'm gonna smoke a pack
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Only got a couple fried chicken buckets
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Me, Michelle and Hillary and Palin,
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It's a fucking foursome
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What you know about fightin' against evil?
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What you know abut bombing countries full of brown people?
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I did it, I shot Bin Laden like a damn peasant
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One man's nigga is another man's president
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I was born in Chicago, that's a village in Africa
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All we had to eat was dog shit with paprika
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I'm illuminati, you could find me on the dollar bill
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I cut through lines at Disney rides
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And the cider mill
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Playing with Nancy Reagan's granny panties
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In the Oval Office getting my cock sucked, muthafucka
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I'm wearing Abe Lincoln's top hat, muthafucka
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I'm smoking JFK's crack rocks, muthafucka
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They be like, "All of these kids are pretty dumb"
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I'm like "Yo, how about these broke ass teachers?"
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Kids are dumb fucks, and teachers want money
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So let's give teachers money, and maybe they'll wanna teach.
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I call that a plain common sense solution
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I smoke crack with a rolled up Constitution
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I hate America! First chance I get,
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You can bet I'll give this place
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Back to the Cherokas
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If you cross your eyes at Osama bin Laden
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It sorta kinda looks like Obama Binen
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I'ma Muslim, praise Osama,
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And I did 9/11, it was a mistake!
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One I'm not proud of
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How could I have known you'd elect me president?
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I look like a Taliban marathon runner,
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This is awkward
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I'm gonna bomb Iraq
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Before they try to build a nuclear rocket
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Achmadina, daba duba dilla,
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Bitch I'm comin' for ya
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I smoke the baddest dro
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I stole a Camaro
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I boned the fattest ho
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From that bus stop down the road
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I drop the baddest bombs
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I was born in Taiwan
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I can do what I want
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Got them fly ass Nigga drones
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I'm gonna smoke some crack,
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Only got 20 rocks in my pocket
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I'm Obama, run and tell ya momma
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Bitch, I want some pork chops.
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I'm Obama
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
