K? Aloha,
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You can
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call me Alejandro Whereizwaldo
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Three time Latino Grammy winner
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Two time political prisoner, Peru
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South of Texas (is a place that's)
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Called Mexico (Called Mehico)
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And it goes from California to Brazil (Hell yeah)
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They like nachos (And wear ponchos)
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And play bongos (And like tacos)
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And all other types of food from Taco Bell (I like those quesidillas)
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Life is nice, south of the border
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But they go to Arizona (Arizona)
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To fall asleep in the truck on the lawn (that I payed them to mow!)
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The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
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They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
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that we stole from them (Give it back)
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They all can read
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They like to read, great works of literature,
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Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
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And Where Is Waldo?
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Taquitos
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Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
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Spicy chicken, jalepeno, taquitos,
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Makes the bitches and the hoes take off their clothes
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Do the Samba,
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Ay caramba!
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Taquitos (with salantro)
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Get your diarrhea all over your clothes
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Jalepenos
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Here's a napkin,
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you can crap in
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They were Mayans,
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and then Mexicans
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And then Latins
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Then back to Mexicans
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And their calendar,
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says that the world will end (in twenty-twelve)
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So not to be racist,
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but it makes sense,
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That if they think the world will end,
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That some of them, don't never pay their bills (How's that racist? They're not even black)
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Thank you, drive through, here's your order
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Would you like two more, for quarter?
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No thanks, I'll just have a cup of water
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And Oh, yeah, this is all to go
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The Mexican's land was taken,
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from them by the Gringos
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If they'd been Indians,
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they'd been given small pox and casinos
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Nacho Libre,
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was kinda gay
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I don't even like Jack Black
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Well he's OK,
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but overrated, That's just me though
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Taquitos,
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You can grab a couple extra for your bros
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Let's take Sancho,
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to the gun show
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Taquitos, black people are the best at the basketball
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Alejandro, Whereizwaldo
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Javier
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Now you can see, man,
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why I sing for revolucion in Argentina in Nicaragua,
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And Puerto Rico
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You know that thing, they put on trucks, to make them shits look brand new
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Yeah, well that thing
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It has a name. It is bondo
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The Mexicans, are no different than other types of people
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They like to sit, out on the porch
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Instead of drugs, they sell oranges
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They all can read
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They like to read, great works of literature,
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Like War & Peace, and Who Moved The Cheese?,
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and Where Is Waldo?
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Taquitos
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Twenty seconds in the microwave, that's all
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I'm a Gringo, let's play bingo
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Taquitos, with salantro and some packets of hot sauce
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Habenero, for dinnero
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The Mexicans, are just the same as normal people
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They brought cocaine here from the rainforests,
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that we stole from them
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They all can read
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They like to read, great works of literature,
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Like Malcolm X and The Fountain Head
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And Where Is Waldo?
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Taquitos
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Taquitos
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
