Oh, herro
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My name is DJ Not Nice
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I'm here to end the hate,
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and bring peace between all the Asian race
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I mean Korean and Chinese?
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We're all really the same.
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I mean, we look the same right?
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We eat with chopstick?
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My eyes look like,
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I'm mad 'cause someone stole my eggroll
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I'm sad, 'cause my dad,
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died fighting for his country's butthole
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He told me,
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"Son, who cares what color is your skin? We're all Asian.
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Some guyslook like Asians, but they're just Mexicans"
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Oh, okay!
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I pray that one day,
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the whole world will be oriental
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I play video games,
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I finally beat the second level
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Stand in the center,
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and jump on the bosses head,
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and now he's dead
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Oh very good, let's play again!
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The Filipino race,
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and the Chinese can all be friends
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'Cause we're all Asian
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Fuck whoever's not
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When China gets the bomb,
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the whole world's eyes will be slanted like ours
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'Cause if you're not Asian,
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suck my yellow cock
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Oh, let's watch some BBC news
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Oh, they're talkin' about me!
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Cool!
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The kids,
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in Bournemouth
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made fun of someone 'cause he's Asian
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The principal said,
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"DJ Not Nice is probably racist"
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Oh thanks,
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you're probably gay with AIDS
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You know Confucius say,
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If the shoe fits,
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steal it from Payless and give it to your kids,
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for Christmas
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Herro, herro
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Come in my store
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Thank you come again
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I would like white and black people,
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if they were Asian
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So when your teacher shows,
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my videos to your special ed class,
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please no one laugh
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The Fillipino race (The Fillipine is a place)
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knows much more things,
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than the Jews and gays
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So if you go on vacation,
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don't go near China
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You must stand outside city wall
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The Japanese are fine,
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and Taiwanese tastes nice
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But Hawaiians are crossing the line
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'Cause if they're not Asian,
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they can,
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suck my little cock
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I will ninja kick you in the nut
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White people suck,
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and Jews eat Chinese food too much
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Black people steal your stuff
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We will kill everyone but us
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'Cause if you're not Asian,
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then you're,
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probably white or black,
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or Puerto Rican, or Iraqi
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So you see my friends,
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I hope you learned something today
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From the song that I sing, and my clear message (Nuclear, hehe)
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That if you're not Asian (From Beijing)
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Won't be long 'til you're gone
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So you can suck on my ding dong
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'Cause China's building a bomb
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With a little help from Kim Jung
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With the money we made from the song,
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Ching Chang Chong
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I suggest you get facelift,
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and take some Kung Fu fight lessons
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So we might think you're Viet Cong
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Yeah
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Ninja
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We're All Asian
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
