Excuse me, please get out my way
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I'm driving me a little drunk
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Buzzed driving is drunk driving,
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So might as well get really crunk
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I had a fifth of Popov
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And I topped it off with a little 'Ier
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I had a margarita, and licked all the salt off,
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Which is gay
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Had me a couple pints of Captain Mo
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Ain't hardly feeling nothin' yet
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Had a little of Jimmy Beam
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I think I might be seein' things
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Who the hell is under my Corvette?
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And as I drive
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I crack open
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A beer and chug it down
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I can't see the road
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Tonight,
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We Drive Drunk!
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Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac
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With some Contiac
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And some Rum
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Tonight,
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We Drive Drunk!
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So I just might kill your father
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And your mother
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And your son
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Get rolled by the cops
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They ask if you got
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A beer to spare
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Yeah, right here
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Got a half fucking case of Rollin' Rock
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So let's do a toast
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We did two of those
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He said you look drunk
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So head on straight home
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Tonight,
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We Drive Drunk!
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Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac
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With some Contiac
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And some Rum
|
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Tonight,
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We Drive Drunk!
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So I just might kill your father
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And your mother
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And your son
|
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Driving drunker than a Lohan
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Sippin' Rum and Coke and,
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Pissin' in a Coke can
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Speedometer's broken
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(Driving drunk tonight)
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Sipping on Bacardi
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(Driving drunk tonight)
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Winning like I'm Charlie
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(Driving drunk tonight)
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Listening to Marley
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(Driving drunk tonight)
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Watching some iCarly
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Coulda taked a bus
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And gotten safely off
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Coulda raped a slut
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Or stayed at home
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And taken drugs
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But I'm drivin' drunk
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With hoes in the trunk
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If I see Travon
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I'm driving him home
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Tonight,
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We Drive Drunk!
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Rollin' wasted in the Pontiac
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With some Contiac
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And some Rum
|
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Tonight,
|
We Drive Drunk!
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So I just might kill your father
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And your mother
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And your son
|
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And as I drive
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I crack open
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A beer and chug it down
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I can't see the road
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Tonight
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We Drive Drunk!
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
