Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal yo' shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews,
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Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
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They take your ring, they take your watch
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They take your rocks, they take your pipe
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When you ain't lookin', they take your bike
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Feed them some bacon, they'll take your life
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Sometimes we'd like to hate all of 'em
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But lookin' back, they gave us Hoffman
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So trust me, homie, they rip you off?
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Just count your losses, don't piss 'em off!
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They made Einstein, stand in line
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For Chinese food, wasted his time
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He built a bomb, dropped it on 'em
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Then drank some wine, and said "L'chaim"
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And if you're black, don't go to court
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Cause they gonna ask you
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"Where was you last Tuesday?"
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Get a Jewish lawyer
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Wanna date his daughter
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And you're black?
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal your shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews,
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Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
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Jews keep tryin' to sue me
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal your shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
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How do Jews, try to sue
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Let's all be honest!
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OK, let's do this
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You fuckin' hippies
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You're fuckin' Jewish!
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The fuck you doin'?
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Rich son-a bitch!
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Your name is Moscowitz-Greenberg-ovich!
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So why you sayin'
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That you're Indian?
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You smoke the purp?
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You're European!
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Always complainin' about
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Something or another so
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Go tell your mother, fuckin' grow up!
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Answer this question
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Don't get offended,
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What's your connection to 9/11?
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OK, you're right, it wasn't you
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Jews couldn't fly, they try to sue!
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OK, we got it, Hitler was bad
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Stop cryin' 'bout it and bomb Iran
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Well, I don't like 'em
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I think their wack,
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They steal your shit and they're not even black!
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Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal your shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews,
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Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
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Jews keep tryin' to sue me
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal your shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
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How do Jews, try to sue
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STOP!
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Stop tryin' to take my shit!
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(Oh it's just to borrow)
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No! No!
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(I'll give it back!)
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Stop! Man, gimme my shit back, it's my shit!
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(I'm gonna sue you!)
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Won't ya just stop tryin' to sue me cuz I can't take it
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Why won't you eat bacon?
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(Oy! You know how much bacon costs? It's too expensive!)
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Jews keep tryin' to sue me,
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal your shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews,
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Wanna sue, how do Jews, try to sue
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Jews keep tryin' to sue me
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How do Jews do that shit?
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Why do Jews steal your shit?
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How do Jews do that shit?
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How do Jews, why do Jews, wanna sue
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How do Jews, try to sue
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(OY VEY!)
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Whutchu Jewin?
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
