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Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
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Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.
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Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
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Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
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Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
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Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.
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Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
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We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their ass out. (so sad)
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We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids.
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Y'all come with us, don't be scared it's cool.
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You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)
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(You know)
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Now I'm thinking while we over there
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(We should)
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Lay down a couple states.
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(Yessir)
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Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm gonna run shit a whole new way.
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Yeah
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Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.
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Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?
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No, Germans seem to really like starting shit but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
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"But we did kick France's ass! "
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Yes you did, but who did not?
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Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad! "
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We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again.
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They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million.
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I think we should take them all to school and just blow they ass up right now!
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Fuck y'all
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"Nein please don't blow us up! "
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Get fucked
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"But it was only a game! "
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Y'all suck
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"But we won't do it anymore! "
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You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!
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Yeah
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Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white.
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We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans.
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(Yeah)
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Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really trust them I don't think.
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Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.
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When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.
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(Wee wee)
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And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his ass and say "Ninja please"!
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And if they keep fuckin' round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses.
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(Then)
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I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan".
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(Cause they all stupid)
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I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.
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[Chorus:]
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Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
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Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. We live here.
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Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for butthole AIDS.
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Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
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Can you spare 10 bucks? Come on give it to 'em.
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Cause they had a bad earthquake.
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Hey man at least they didn't get raped. Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.
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Don't Be A Playa, Haiti
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| Rucka Rucka Ali |
