You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
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So I wrote a song about it,
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and it goes a little something like this.
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I think I love you more than the
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Japanese love tangled porn,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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Check it out now.
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I love those fat Americans.
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You know they so obnoxious.
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They always eating burgers.
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They always holding shotguns.
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And I love Mexicans.
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The way they mow my lawn.
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They all got a 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
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Uh huh.
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'Cause that's the way they roll.
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Ya gotta go big like an Israeli nose.
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If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy,
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And they're out of control like a Chinese driver.
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I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
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Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
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I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they cool, but they're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
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Ya mon.
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And I love them Puerto Ricans,
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Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
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I'm just joking.
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If you didn't know then
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You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
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I think I love you more than the
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Japanese love tangled porn,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
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If you love the Outback redneck Australians,
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And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
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And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
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Mamma mia!
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And how could anyone hate the French.
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Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
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Brazilian girls is what you want,
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Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
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I love Africans, but hold up a second.
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National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid.
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Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
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They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
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Uh oh! You're all on my checklist,
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Even Russian guys who drink Vodka for breakfast.
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They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
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Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.
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I think I love you more than the
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Japanese love tangled porn,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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All together now!
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I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
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[repeat 4x]
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They hump sheep [repeat 3x]
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I think I love you more than the
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Japanese love tangled porn,
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And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
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Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl,
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And we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
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Yeah. I'm just playing, you know I love you guys.
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But seriously, don't hump any sheep.
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The Stereotypes Song
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| Your Favorite Martian |
