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I hope she's wearing that blue business suit today.
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What time is it? Six?
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Just in time to hide in these bushes.
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Stalkin' your mom
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Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
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Haha, I've been stalkin' your mom
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For like two years straight.
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I'm way too shy to ask her out on a date.
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So I just wait in your neighbors' lawn
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With my camera ready and my camouflage on.
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And I know that I'll get plenty pics
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Once she leaves for work at exactly seven twenty-six.
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I follow her on my bike, but it's hopeless.
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Cause I'll never keep up with her Ford Focus.
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So I kidnapped her golder retriever.
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Wanted to return it just to please her
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But forgot to feed her.
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Taking care of a dog is hard.
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Gave it to her dead, said it got hit by a car.
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Stalkin' your mom
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Yo, I dressed up as a pizza delivery guy.
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Show up at the door and give her a pie.
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She says:
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(I didn't order nuttin' you geek.)
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(You've been giving me free pizza like once a week.)
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Oops, so I disguise my voice with a device
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So she don't know what my voice sounds like.
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So when I call like a telemarketer just to talk to her
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She don't think the pizza guy is stalkin' her
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Sometimes I stay in my bathroom for days
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Just looking at the scrapbooks I made.
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My life-size doll is almost there.
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I just need a couple more strands of hair.
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Stalkin' your mom
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Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
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Aw, thanks for coming over man,
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It's gonna be a fun night.
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(Yeah man, no problem, man.)
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(Hey check it out, I got the new World of Warcraft weapon pack, dawg.)
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Aw, I love World of War, Warcraft.
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(Yeah, yeah man)
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(Hey, what's this right here?)
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Oh, that's just my yearbook.
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(Your wha?!)
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(Dude, dude,)
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(This is, this is my mom!)
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(This is my mom in the shower!)
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(Dude what eh wha?)
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I'm just..
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Stalkin' your mom
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Stalk stalk stalkin' stalkin' your mom
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Stalkin' Your Mom
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| Your Favorite Martian |
