We're about to get WHITE BOY WASTED
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Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead
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Getting crunk up in here!
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We're about to get
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WHITE BOY WASTED
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We stumble to the house party already buzzed
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We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi because
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Getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation
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Plus we don't know the meaning of the word moderation
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I'm, I'm crude when I talk
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Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block
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And then I'm hugging you
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Like I ain't gonna see you again
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Like dude I freaking love you man!
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Imma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend
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But first I have to pass out and yack
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In the downstairs bathroom
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So raise your red cups up and make noise
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Cause we drink like
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Upper middle class teenage boys.
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Oh it's the weekend
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And you know what that means
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Oh it means it's time to party
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It's time to party
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White boy, White, White boy wasted [x6]
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White boy wasted
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Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house
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It was full of college kids
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Singing along to Smash Mouth
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Half of them passed out
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A fat dude with his ass out
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Looking like John Belushi
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In the movie Animal House
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All of a sudden somebody yelled out,
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Keg stand
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Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands
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They pointed at me
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And carried me by my legs man
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I had to do it
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It probably wasn't the best plan
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Next thing you know
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It's a beer pong and takin Jager shots
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Now I'm in the corner and
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Throwing up morning tater tots
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Pissin on police cars
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Yelling out I hate the cops
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White boy with dreadlocks
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Now give me major props
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Oh it's the weekend
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And you know what that means
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Oh it means it's time to party
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It's time to party
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White boy, White, White boy wasted [x8]
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Oh it's the weekend
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And you know what that means
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Oh it means it's time to party
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party
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All I want to do
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All I want to do is just get
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White boy wasted
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Oh it's the weekend
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And you know what that means
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Oh it means it's time to party
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It's time to party
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White Boy Wasted
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| Your Favorite Martian |
