You don't know me, baby, but I've seen you around.
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It might be kind of crazy, but I'm just new in town.
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And now I wonder what you'd think if I said, hey look
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I'd like to get your number and a link to your Facebook.
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Now if I tell you what a nice guy's supposed to
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Would that compel you not to scream when I approach you?
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You'll have to promise me you'll take this news calmly,
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But honestly, I'm sort of a zombie.
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I knew you'd be surprised. You can bet that I
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May not be alive, but I sure as hell ain't dead inside.
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What's with the shotty? I ain't wishing you harm.
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You see, I'd try to hold your hand but I'm missing an arm.
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Brains are all I've eaten all week it's true,
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But if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
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So let me take you to Wendy's. You deserve it.
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Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
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I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
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I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
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I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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Baby, sometimes I bite, and you can bet
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That I've got an appetite for human flesh.
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I'll always be near though. You'll have to accept that
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When I nibble on your earlobe you might get infected.
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Cause I fell in love with you and I'm
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Undead but you make me feel alive.
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And when I chase you through the graveyard
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It feels like foreplay.
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If I'm lying I'm dying, and I speak truly
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When I say I love your mind. I'll take brains over beauty.
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We'll be the undead Dagwood and Blondie
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When I teach you how to zombie, teach you, teach you how to zombie.
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And everybody will love you, and you can sing along
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To this post-apocalyptic, postmortem love song.
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So give me a chance,girl. You know I'll be worth it.
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Yeah, I'm a zombie, baby. Ain't nobody perfect.
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I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
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I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
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I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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Brains. Brains. Brains. Brains.
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Brains. Brains.
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I'll chase you through the yard and all through the house into the dark.
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I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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I've never been so true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
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I wanna steal your heart and eat your brains.
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Zombie Love Song
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| Your Favorite Martian |
