I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy
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I'd try and bypass them if these bastards would just drive
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Rush hour all day stuck in hell, bumper to bumper such a fail
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Stuck in jail, my truck's a cell,
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I'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail
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'Cause when I'm driving I'm driven
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And every ride that I sit in I lose my mind I admit it
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And I'm quick to trip and lose my grip and flip you the bird
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And I'll rage just like the nerd
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Yeah, I see you in your Lexus, rubber necking, checkin' messages
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Texting for directions while you're googling nekkid breasteses!
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These other drivers, they're all brain dead
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I swear the traffic lights see me and they all change red
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I thought driving was basic, but I ain't got no patience
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This old lady needs Lasik, I think I'm going ape sh*t
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'Cause my lane is lookin' like a line at the Chinese drive thru
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Why's everyone got to drive at the same time I do?
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Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
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It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
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The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
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And I'm getting Road Rage
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I'm just trying to merge
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You better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
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I'm losing my cool
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Yeah you better get over
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'Cause here comes the Road Rage
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Oh, don't make me get out the car
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I, I'll come over there old lady
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Awh! Oooh! Ooh!
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Alright, here we go
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Why your bumper stickers preachin' telling me to go vegan
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I'll moon your grandmother in traffic till she pulls over screaming
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I go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes, they hate me
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Well maybe I wouldn't be raging if you weren't driving Miss Daisy
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I'm not speed racing, I'm impatient with the way sh*t goes in traffic
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It so happens that I have to embrace it, look what I'm facing
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Ladies doing makeup, dudes shaving while the same five
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songs play on the radio station
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The same five songs! The same five songs!
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The radio station, they play the same five songs
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The same five songs! The same five songs!
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The radio station, they play the same f*cking songs!
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Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
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It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
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The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
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And I'm getting Road Rage
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I'm just cruising along
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Then you go and cut me off
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Did I do something wrong
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Now I'm following you back to your home
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And I got Road Rage
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Hey man, why you going so slow?
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One thing you ought to know is I'm the king of the road
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The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
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'Cause I got that Road Rage
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And why you going so fast?
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Giving the middle finger to the people you pass
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Now I'm following you back to your home
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'Cause I got that Road Rage
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Road Rage!
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Road Rage!
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Road Rage!
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Hey man, I'm just trying to drive
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It feels more like I'm trying to stay alive
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The only thing you're driving is driving me crazy
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Oh! I'm just trying to merge
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And you better back off 'cause I'm on the verge
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I'm losing my cool
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I got Road Rage
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Ah, I'm finally here
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Oh my God! There's nowhere to park!
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I hate my life!
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Road Rage
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| Your Favorite Martian |
