I really hate it that my family's poor! I really wish I was a rich kid.
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'Cause they always get all the pimped gifts for Christmas.
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Did I get a new Xbox? Fat chance!
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While Billy gets a new pony and a lap dance.
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Plus a tree house mansion and a jet ski.
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How the hell did he get a pterodactyl? Gets me!
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I thought Christmas was awesome, on and poppin.
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'Till Jan got a slave and Google stock options.
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And I don't think you understand how it feels.
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To see another kid roll up in his Bentley Power Wheels like:
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a¢æ©«Look at my new ride; Santa just bought it.
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He didn't get you nothing a¢æ?cause your mom's an alcoholic.a¢æ?
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He's right I got some underwear used by my brother.
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I'm like Oliver Twist, a¢æ©«Please may I have another?a¢æ?
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I opened up a present, and found an eviction notice!
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Man, fuck you Santa! We're spending Christmas with the homeless!
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[Chorus]
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Santa must hate the poor kids.
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a¢æ?Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, come on.
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
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Nothing under your tree tonight!
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And all I got was a charm bracelet with no charms.
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And a discharged G.I. Joe with no arms.
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And a drunk step dad. Man, I hate it here!
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And mom got some cigarettes and half a case of beer.
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We're too poor for Christmas music. We A capella!
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And our Christmas tree is just a busted umbrella.
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With a bunch of junk glued to it. This shit is useless!
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And Ravi said: Santa also hates you if you're Jewish.
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Santa must hate the poor kids.
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a¢æ?Cause Santa only hangs with the rich, sing it.
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
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Nothing under your tree tonight!
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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Fuck you Santa! You fat motherfucker!
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How'd you get so big? You been drinking butter?
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Always acting jolly, I ain't buying into that.
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And why you always trying to get kids to sit on your lap?
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I heard you touch Scottish boys under the kilt.
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Hey Fatty Clause! Stop eating my cookies and milk!
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Or I'm going to go to the North Pole and enroll you in gym class.
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And next year I'm leaving diet pills and Slim Fast.
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You see me while I'm sleeping You creep me out.
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And while you watching me why you got to take your penis out?
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So bring it Santa! I'm not afraid to fight, bitch!
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I'll whoop you ass and take a shit on your nice list!
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I want to take you out in the worst way.
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If you're a saint? Why'd you steal Jesus' birthday?
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So keep your dumb gifts Santa, we don't need you!
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And tell the Tooth Fairy, she's a cheap bitch too!
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[Chorus]
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Santa Hates Poor Kids, come on.
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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And if you ain't got money then he ain't coming.
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Nothing under your tree tonight!
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Santa Hates Poor Kids.
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And God bless us everyone!
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Shut the hell up Tiny Tim! You're not helping!
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Santa Hates Poor Kids
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| Your Favorite Martian |
