[Austin Mahone:] I- I'm a clone of Bieber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors.
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And my- my government grew me in a laboratory to become the next big teen hearthrob.
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[Scientist 1:] Everything's looking good next we should test out how he performs the hook!
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[Austin:] Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools.
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See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool.
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Chasing a broad acting like I am in love.
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Singing a song that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb.
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[Justin Bieber:] Who is this scum?
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[Austin:] Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm fucking perfect, bitch.
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[Girl:] No, it's because you look 9, and I hope you realize that this song sounds just like Bye Bye Bye.
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[Scientist 1:] Everyting's looking great, with Austin.
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[Scientist 2:] Wait, who is that?
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[Scientist 1:] Oh shit it's Justin.
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[Justin:] This needs to stop.
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[Scientist 2:] Crap he found us this is bad.
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[Justin:] You think you're hot, but you don't even wear drop crotch pants
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[Austin:] Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my ass
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[Justin:] That's the last straw, I challenge you to a swag match
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[Austin:] OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag.
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[Justin:] Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag.
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[Scientist 2:] What the hell is happening?
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[Scientist 1:] Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake we need to deactivate.
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What About Love Parody
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| Bart Baker |
