[The Weeknd:]
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Well, you know it's really challenging for me to make much fun
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Of a catchy song with a good beat that's so very well sung.
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But I'm sure I'll find some things to ridicule before it's done.
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This I know, yeah. This I know.
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Like why is an "E" missing in my name?
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And why is this camera so close?
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And now that we're almost to the chorus, there's something that everyone wants to know oh oh oh!
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Why the hell can I not feel my face? Is it cocaine? Too much cocaine?
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Or did I go to the dentist today to numb the pain with Novocaine?
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Well, I don't know what the chorus means and frankly I don't care.
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Cuz I'm more concerned with what the hell is up with my weird hair.
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It looks like some broccoli and a palm tree had an affair.
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[Audience member:]
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Time to prune... your hair dude.
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[The Weeknd:]
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People say my singing sound just like Michael Jackson crossed with Bruno.
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[Audience Member:]
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But why can't you dance as good as those guys?
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[The Weeknd:]
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And why can't I feel my face? I don't know oh oh oh!
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Maybe it's cos sniffing tons of glue... Causes numbness.
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Facial numbness. Oh, tumors in your brain can cause it too. I should visit... A neurologist.
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[Creepy Lighter Guy:]
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I'm gonna through this lighter at you!
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[The Weeknd:]
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Help, I'm burnin! My skin's burnin!
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[Audience Member:]
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That dude who can't spell has got hot moves!
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[The Weeknd:]
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I'm getting scorched!
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[Audience Member:]
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It's Human Torch! Dope!
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[The Weeknd:]
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I can't feel my face now it is true.
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[Audience Member:]
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He sure can dance.
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[The Weeknd:]
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Send a fireman!
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[Fireman:]
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Did someone call me?
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[The Weeknd:]
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Yes, help me, dude! Turn on that hose!
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[Fireman:]
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What a great show! Yeah!
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[The Weeknd:]
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Well, at least the chorus makes sense now.
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Can't Feel My Face Parody
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| Bart Baker |
