I look like I took way too much Xanax
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I have pubic hair on my head.
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I¡¯m so boring but I act like this on purpose so rebellious teens can relate to me
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And even though this song is a huge hit and had great potential
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I made a vid that is painfully dull
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I don¡¯t care you can¡¯t tell but I just shat my jeans
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And now I¡¯m gonna list stuff that I think all rich black people love
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Gold teeth, Cristal, and going to the club
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Aw hell no!
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You might as well say fried chicken also!
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Yes my lyrics seem racist. (Racist)
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But I don¡¯t give a fuck hip hop culture totally sucks
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Guys stop beating each other up
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But this vid is so awful (awful) and we live in poverty, please just kill me!
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No me!
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No me!
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No me!
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Calm down guys watch some TV.
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Seriously!
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We don¡¯t have fuckin cable!
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All of my animals are dead. (Couldn't take it. You were 2 scary.)
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They killed themselves because I am a zombie.
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And every one who says I¡¯m racist I swear that I¡¯m not.
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I just live with skinheads
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And now I¡¯m gonna say more random luxurious stuff I hate
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Running water, ass hygiene, and first aid
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I don¡¯t care.
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I¡¯m not getting tetanus in my dreams.
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Even though this song hit number one and I have tons of cash
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I would rather pretend I need food stamps
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You fake bitch now how the hell am I supposed to eat?
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All rich people can suck it. (suck it)
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I am such a hypocrite even though now I am loaded.
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I¡¯m gonna act impoverished
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Play this shit on repeat (repeat)
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If you want to hate me and maybe you¡¯ll see (you¡¯ll see) (you¡¯ll see) (you¡¯ll see) how terrible I can be
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[Director]
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God Damn It! Cut! That¡¯s the fifth pair of guys that killed themselves before we can finish this boring video.
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[Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor]
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You know what! Screw this, give me my god damn crystal and jewelry, I am done.
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Philippe call my Maybach driver and arrange the private jet, I¡¯m going to Barbados to clear my head.
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Get me out of here, kiss my ass peasants.
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Materialistic bitch!
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[Bart Baker]
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Yo, guys, thanks for watching my Royals parody if you wanna see the rest of my awesome parodies, click this box right here. Special thanks to Alex, John and Steve-O and Page Kennedy for being in this video ? check out their channels right off top, they are off the chain baby. For the winner of those Versace shades and those stripper high-heels their names are right here. Maddy_Strickler, ITSJUSTREANNE. Congratulations! This time we are giving away these boxing gloves from the video they are pre-off-the-chain, you can beat someone¡¯s ass all you gotta do ? brief chance to win, all you gotta so is follow me on Instagram, the link is in the description box ? THAT¡¯S NOT ALL! We are also giving away these awesome red ones as well, all you gotta do is follow me on Tweet to win these bad-boys. Winners will be announced at the end of my next parody, guess what? I just started using Vine so if you wanna follow me on there, just type in Bart Baker, I¡¯m gonna make funny fucked up videos ? yeah 7 seconds, you can get this song on iTunes the link is right above my head. if you enjoyed this video hit that subscribe button. Until next time guys I need some more Xanax so I can turn back into my Lorde character, here you go, thank you very much, peace.
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Royals Parody
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| Bart Baker |
