[Justin Bieber:]
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Don't you deport me
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Don't you deport me
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Oh no no, oh no no
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You can't deport me
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I am invincible
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Fuck this, I'm Justin
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Ain't heading north just like that
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I ain't done nothing to deserve that, uh uh
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Your stupid rules don't apply to me
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Ah ah ahhh
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This cough syrup's making me dizzy now
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That's right I'm above the law
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Like Steve Seagah
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But hotter
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My crime spree started slow, got faster
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One egging next door, want some more?
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Raided by the feds
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They found all my meds
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Then I got caught dragging
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High on weed and drinking
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But I had my dad with me
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Dipshit helped me block the streets
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[Dad:]
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It's teenage mentality
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Just doing what teenage boys do
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Dad forgot to mention
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[Dad:]
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Swag
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[Justin Bieber:]
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He's thirty-eight
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Beliebers, beliebe me
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I'm innocent
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Ha I just lied to you
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And I'm fine with it
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'Cuz I don't understand a consequence
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It will be her first time
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Ooh yeah, yeah
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On JB's gross stache ride
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Feels so damn good
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Ooh yeah, yeah
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Like a porcupine
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[Girl:]
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You're a dick, kid
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Ooh no, no
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Just a codeine addict
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God I'm faded
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(Ooh yeah, yeah)
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Like that time on the plane cabin
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[Pilot:]
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Attention, attention
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Please stop smoking weed you two
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I cannot fly this jet
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Need oxygen
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Fuck you, my dad said it's cool
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[Justin Bieber:]
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I will keep on dancing
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Until we're romancing
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[Girl:]
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Nasty boy, I am pricey
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1k to suck my boobies
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[Dad:]
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Is there room for family?
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I wanna take our picture too
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[Girl:]
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Oh, by the way, Justin
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[Justin Bieber:]
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What, bitch?
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[Girl:]
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This was a sting
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Oh no no, oh no no
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This is bullshit
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Let me go you assholes
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I didn't do it
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I need to try to look like I'm innocent
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[Judge:]
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Stop making that stupid face inside my courtroom
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Since this is your first real crime
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Oh yeah, yeah
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[Judge:]
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I think I'll let you slide
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[Barack Obama:]
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Hold the damn phone
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Oh no, no
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[Barack Obama:]
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There's public outcry
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[Crowd:]
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Go home Justin!
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Hell no, no
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[Crowd:]
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We're tired of your antics!
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[Justin Bieber:]
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I might be busted
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Ooh yeah, yeah
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But I can still wreak havoc
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[Barack Obama:]
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Enough!
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Deporting this disease just won't cut it
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Justin needs to get his scrawny ass kicked
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[Justin Bieber:]
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Oh no no, oh no no
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You can't do this
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[Barack Obama:]
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Oh yes yes, oh yes yes
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I just did bitch!
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Take his Canadian ass away.
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Confident Parody
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| Bart Baker |
