[Zayn]
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Oh I¡¯m just gonna pretend that I¡¯m riding this Bike
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To make all you teen girls wet with delight
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Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
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That¡¯s us taking your dad¡¯s cash
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[Harry]
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oh I know I know I know that this looks kinda strange
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But I just feel right when I¡¯m rubbing on Zayn
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please don¡¯t tell Taylor Swift, she¡¯d get pissed
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Even though I dumped that bitch
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[Liam]
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Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
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[Simon]
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It¡¯s Your Punishment
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[Liam]
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For What?
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[Simon]
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For shaving your head!
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[Harry]
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Now let¡¯s all go
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[All]
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To Pri son
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so we can dance with locked up men
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and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics
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[Harry]
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Why don¡¯t we take off all our clothes
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And play a game of drop the soap!
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Hell Yea
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[Simon]
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I WILL TAKE the photographs!
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[All]
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Let¡¯s Drop Our Pants!
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[Harry]
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And these 5 soap bars!
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[Zayn]
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Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
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It will make this video less crappy
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This is ridiculous, diculous
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Who is directing this shit?
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[Niall]
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Oh, I¡¯m only Irish guy singing in this song
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That¡¯s why I dance like a gay leprechaun
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Also I play guitar, play guitar
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Did ya know I play guitar?
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[Liam]
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Oh Holly Crap
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Taylor Swift is on our ass
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She¡¯s got a GAT
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[Taylor]
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Ahhhhh!
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[Zayn]
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She¡¯s gonna kill Harry and then write a
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[All except Harry]
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hit song
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About How you did her so wrong
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[Taylor]
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[sobbing] I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can¡¯t you see you belong with me?
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[Harry]
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Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
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Using my secret nipple trick
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[ALL]
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Go for it
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[Taylor]
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Omg what the hell is that?!
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[ALL]
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He just made her crash
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[Harry]
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With my 4 nipples!!!!
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[ALL]
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Harry has 4 nipples
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Harry has 4 nipples
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They made Taylor drive off the road
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[Louis]
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To celebrate let¡¯s all dress up as
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[ALL]
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Sea ? ee ? men
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Because we all love sea ? ee ? men
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[Niall]
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we mean jizz
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[Louis]
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I¡¯m gonna give Harry a french kiss
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[Zayn]
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I am gonna suck on my own dick
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[ALL]
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Taylor was just a cover up
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[Harry]
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To hide the fact I like man Butt
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[Taylor]
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What did you say
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[ALL]
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How the hell is she still alive
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[Taylor]
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I will never die!
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Now let me kill you!
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Kiss You Parody
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| Bart Baker |
