If I was a black man you would be my hoe
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Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls
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I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo
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But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
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Saying swag is cool
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Now I’ll make a wish on these magic golden shoes
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A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true
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Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN
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I want to be everything I’m not
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That’s why I say swag a lot
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I wish I was a black man
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So these big shoes would fit
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Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck
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I can be a Mexican, Selina told me so
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But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo
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And it really blows
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Hey what’s going on guys, can I hang with you?
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Being a minority that’s all I wanna do
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I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too.
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Why the f&ck your whispering
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Get the hell out of her dude
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Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin!
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What’s the deal doc, I was hangin’ with my new friends.
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I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man.
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But I’m with Selina, does that make me a lesbian?
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Exactly.
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That explains why I can’t find my c&ck!
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It was just small I thought.
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Turns out I’m your girlfriend.
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Because I’m not a bro.
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That’s why we never had sex.
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I got nothing below.
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I’m actually a lesbian.
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The doctor told me so.
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So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know.
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I’ll scissor you for sure.
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Now that I know that I am really a girl, don’t wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian.
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Wait! I need to come clean. There’s something about me that you don’t know.
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I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say.
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They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly
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If your actually a man, does that mean I’m straight?
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This is so damn confusing.
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I thought that I was gay.
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Can we scissor any way.
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Okay.
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Boyfriend Parody
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| Bart Baker |
