I can't watch this. I can't watch this
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I can't watch this. I can't watch this
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My my my my TV makes me so bored
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Makes me say, oh my lord
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What is this garbage here?
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Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears
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It sucks, and that's no lie
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It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
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Lowers my IQ one notch
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And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
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I told you homeboy... I can't watch this
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Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
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I can't watch this
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Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
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Yo, gimme that remote control... I can't watch this
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Talkin' 'bout sick shows
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Tere's America's Funniest Home Videos
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I can't believe my eyes
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When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
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Somebody's poor old mom
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Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn
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Face first on a rake
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I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
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That's funny as a kick in the crotch
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And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
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Yo, I told you... I can't watch this
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Change the channel now, man... I can't watch this
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Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
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Cosby Show and Rosanne
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Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
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Judge Wopner, oh my
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You gotta be Rainman to like this guy
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Thirtysomething is alright
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If you like hearing yuppies whining all night
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Can't stand Twin Peaks
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Wish they'd lynch those donun-eatin' freaks
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Thos Siskel & Ebert bums
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Oughta go home and sit on their thumbs
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That's word because you know... I can't watch this
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I can't watch this
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Break it down!
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Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
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-it-tastes-more-like-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
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-because-I'm-beautiful-could-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insaaaane!!!
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Stop! Prime Time!
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I'm pretty sure I'll be sick
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If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
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Or that guy with the real flat hair
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That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
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Or those weird talk shows
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About Transsexual Nazi Eskimos
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They're rude, crude and vile
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Just for a minute let's flip down the dial
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Flip, flip, flip... yeccch, I can't watch this
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Look man... I can't watch this
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I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
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I can't watch this
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Pay the bills, station break
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Break it down!
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Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-necklace-you're-soaking-in-it
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-and-our-fabulous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
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-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-fallen-and-I-can't-get-up!!
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Stop! Cable Time!
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HBO and Playboy, Showtime and MTV
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I might like 'em more after my lobotomy
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Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
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I hooked up eighty channels and each one stunk
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Just brainless blood and guts, and mindless T & A
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It's awful, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
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I can't watch this. I can't watch this
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I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
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I told you... can't watch this
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Too hip, can't watch this
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Get me outta here... can't watch this
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I Can't Watch This
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
