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Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted
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The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted
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'Cause it's just one of those days
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It's just one of those days
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I lost one of my socks in the drier
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I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire
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Just one of those days
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It's just one of those days
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I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree
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A big swarm of locusts is following me
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There's not even anything good on TV
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It's just one of those days
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It's just one of those days
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Left all my Beatles records out in the sun
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Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue
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It's just one of those days
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Gonna be one of those days
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The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants
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And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants
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Just one of those days
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Ever have one of those days?
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The bank called me up and told me I'm overdrawn
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Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn
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And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone!
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It just...just one of those, one of those days
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Just one of those, one of those days
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The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone
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Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone
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Shouldn't have got up this morning, shoulda known
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It's just one of those days
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It's just one of those days
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A 747 crashed into my den
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And there's nothin' but tater tots for dinner again
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It's just one of those days
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Never mind, it's just one of those days
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Big steamroller just ran over my mom
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And I cut myself shaving and they're dropping the bomb
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It's just one of those days
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That's all, it's just one of those days
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Then late at night, just before I go to bed
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The world blows up and now everybody's dead
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You just can't deny it, it's just like I said
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Just...just one of those, one of those days
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Just one of those days, one of those days
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One of Those Days
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| Weird Al Yankovic |
