i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady
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but nice cause i texted haiti
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90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80.
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like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
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divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
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i'm a gay sea otter.
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i blow other dudes out of the water.
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i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
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cold and fly like an arctic puffin,
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puffin whacky tobaccy
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hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki
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and i've been rockin this mic before electricity
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way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era.
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i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up
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chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up.
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a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person.
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i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person.
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just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts
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i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
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hungry hungry hippocrite.
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i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
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met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
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but she was dyslexic, so i ended up doin the YMCA
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we ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon,
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find that hole like i'm Stephen Hawking,
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Atticus Finch, killing, mocking.
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cry like a child would, you raped my childhood
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just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon.
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to relax my mind i take a walk by the clock and i pass the time and
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rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen.
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i'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider,
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fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her)
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i thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis
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i spit gold bars cause i was molested by my uncle midas
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gay dads blow pops, another sucker,
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oedipus was the first motherfucker.
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i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
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hungry hungry hippocrite.
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i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
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we the people of the USA
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jose, we're not talkin to you, esse.
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we got a border in order to keep you out,
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it's what my NYU essay's about
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cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess,
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molested by my uncle sam, is that incest?
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"I WANT YOU" to smell my finger
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does my nephew's scent still linger?
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south of queers, north of hell,
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the queer ones suck and the brown one's smell
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we guard the border and we guard it well
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but some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell
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did i say liberty? i meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go
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cause in real life goliath wins
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and then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
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i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
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hungry hungry hippocrite.
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i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
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bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes.
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bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist,
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bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist
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so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
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take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em.
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Words, Words, Words
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| Bo Burnham |
