This songs about how deep I am
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I'm really fucking deep bro
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So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep
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Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
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Me Neither
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Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
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Meat Cleaver
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The people in my life are like grains of sand
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Cause they stick together
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Yeah.. Often near my butt hole
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If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish
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A fish that's drowning
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If the artistic process is a birth canal
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Than I am a freshly jellied kid
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Come witness my crowning
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Cause thoughts of mine
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Must be a sign that I'm
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Hashtag Deep
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[Newer version]
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If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your girlfriends face?
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Me neither.. Me neither!
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[Older version]
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Have you ever taken a side of bacon and jacked off watching babe? Me neither! Me neither!
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Have you ever seen a girl on Halloween that looks like she's dressed for a rape?
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Yes, not her fault though you sick fucks
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The people in my life are like blades of grass
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Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
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Art is a harlot
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And I am her sassy urban friend
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Mmm, bitch it's like your being so selfish
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If momma is right and the world is my oyster
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Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
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You don't know
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How could you know
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If life makes you wish you were dead
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Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
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Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
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Hashtag Deep
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#Deep
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| Bo Burnham |
